Make Poop, Not War.

$41.03 CAD

In the spirit of finding that which binds us all together as humans, to remind us to be kind and to always remember...everybody poops.

FANTASTIC TEE! Great for masc and femme, and everyone inbetween; soft, great fit.

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More details

  • 100% Airlume Combed and Ringspun Cotton
  • 4.2 oz

Size & Fit

Unisex sizing. See sizing chart below.


Chest to Fit:

  • XS - 31" (79cm) - 34" (86 cm)
  • SM - 34" (86 cm) - 37" (94 cm)
  • MD - 38" (97 cm) - 41" (104 cm)
  • LG - 42" (107 cm) - 45" (114 cm)
  • XL - 46" (117 cm) - 49" (124 cm)
  • 2XL- 50" (127 cm) - 53" (135 cm)
  • 3XL- 54" (137 cm) - 57" (145 cm)


Chest width measures around chest 1" below the armhole. All measurements in inches.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.